All about the Spirit

I have recently alligned myself with the Holy Spirit. I feel that this will assure me a spot in heaven. Most everyone is always praying to God the father or the Baby Jesus. Nobody ever prays to the Holy Spirit. If they do mention him, it is the third name that they say. In my efforts to put the Holy Spirit (or even Holy Ghost.. come to think of it, I like Holy Ghost better) first, I believe that HG will definitely hook me up when I make my trip up there.

I probably shouldn't tell everyone about my secret plan to be down with HG, but I figure nobody will actually read this anyway.